life is good, people, I got a big ass fistful of cotton freakin candy
life is good, people, I got a giant fistfull of cotton freakin candy
It ain’t like life is easy for anybody, least of all people getting divorced in Richardson Texas.
I mean, you’ve got court fees to pay and super lawyers breathing down your neck being all like, “Hey, I write about divorce in the huffington post“
Impressive problems.
What you gonna do?
I don’t know, go to prison or something/
Mayeb win a big award?
Forget that.
Order cotton candy. #WhyNot
